[Fitzcarraldo]

Tough to do anything on this list when he gets home from work before the wife.

Grounds for divorce, coming in after the Husband. Every wife knows how to limit her bridge party/garden club activities to leave plenty of time for the essentials.

[LizardQueen]

Hah, garden club, right. More like working 60 hours a week because his salary doesn't cover the mortgage, after taxes. I'd happily be a smiling 50's housewife but there'd have to be some financial miracle that would make it happen.

LQ