[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

OMG - ROTFLMAO

[general_re]

LOL - well, thank you all for the kudos. It took me rather longer than I expected to write my "excerpt", as the first draft was somewhat more salacious than what I ended up with - the working title started out as "Executive Insertion" - but in the end, semi-bad taste won out over very bad taste. Perhaps I should approach the Peroutka campaign with this - judging by how dry the candidate's responses are, he could use a little heat generated on his behalf ;)