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To: Billie; LadyX; Donaeus; dutchess; The Mayor; Mama_Bear; ST.LOUIE1; The Thin Man; Aquamarine; ...
Most thoughtful and complimentary, you need to know how much we hostesses and hosts appreciate *you*. :)

Huge dittoes ((((Billie))))). In fact, I have a *story* to share, especially for (((((Lady))))):

An atheist professor at a leading university set out to prove that there is no God. He stood up on a table in front of his class and announced, "If there is a God, I am giving Him 15 minutes to knock me from this table."

Several minutes passed and nothing happened. The students began to look around at each other and murmur expectantly. Would their professor prove his point?

Finally, just before the 15 minutes were up, a marine came forward from the rear of the class, walked right up to the professor and, with a mighty swing, knocked the professor off the table and onto the floor.

The professor looked up at the marine, rubbing his jaw and shouting, "Why the heck did you do that?"

The marine calmly looked down at him and replied, "God was busy with more important things, so He sent me to do the job!"

(((((HUGS)))))) to all! PS - *Great* job, Billie-Blue!

46 posted on 03/05/2004 9:36:43 AM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: dansangel; LadyX
The marine calmly looked down at him and replied, "God was busy with more important things, so He sent me to do the job!"

Oh...that is way too good!!!!! ((((((dansy))))))) ((((((((maggie))))))))
56 posted on 03/05/2004 10:31:50 AM PST by dutchess
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To: dansangel; LadyX
Love that story, Dansy! Leave it to a Marine. :)
71 posted on 03/05/2004 11:30:43 AM PST by Billie
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To: dansangel
You *somehow* knew I would appreciate that joke - how very perceptive!
LOLOL

{{{{{ Hugs for Dansy }}}}}

72 posted on 03/05/2004 11:31:34 AM PST by LadyX (((( To God give praise and honor !! ))))
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