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SALUTE!
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Posted on 03/05/2004 2:02:08 AM PST by tomkow6
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SALUTE!
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Good morning, Tonk! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!
GOOD
MORNING
TROOPS!
Me for PREZ! VOTE !!!
Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:
I was going shopping to buy a gift for my wife and asked her for her sizes.
"If it's clothes, I wear Small," she said. "If it's diamonds, I wear Large."
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| Sunrise | 6:19 AM (CST) |
| Sunset | 5:40 PM (CST) |
| Hrs. of Daylight | 11 Hrs., 21 Mins. |
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RanDUMB Thoughts from My "Voices"
Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.
Only the shallow know themselves.
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow.
Nobody makes a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little.
How do you know when sour cream or yogurt goes bad?
Always drink upstream from the herd.
How does destroying the rich man help the poor man?
After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk
Why are boxing rings square?
Mornin', everybody ! Happy Friday !
Have a cup while you Freep !
For those who prefer hot chocolate.....
Good Morning Tomkow! ! ! Good morning to our military and good morning to the entire Canteen crew.
Warm up exercise for today. . . . . Prize Winning Lover
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.
After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?".
She replied, "You may select any prize from the bottom shelf !"
And the same to you! Hope you have a great day!
Got a lot of work on my plate today, but I'll see if there's a chance to stop by later. Take Care and have FUN
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