[hosepipe]

[ Many people with IQs a whole lot higher than mine have studied this artifact VERY closely and are all but ready to declare without a doubt, publically, that the Shroud of Turin is the genuine article. ]

Well there you go... LoL

[Future Snake Eater]

Well, I didn't want to be presumptuous, but, they're probably a hell of a lot smarter than you, too. I'd guarantee it, in fact.