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To: Indy Pendance

When I was in college, a drunk fraternity brother of mine passed out on the couch, so we rolled him onto a coffee table and duct-taped him to it on his back, completely encasing him in tape.

Then we stood the table up by the front door, put a helmet on his head and taped a toy gun to his arm. Then we all went to bed.

He made an excellent sentry, allowing no unauthorized persons to enter all night. Somebody cut him free about 10 the next morning, because he was yelling and bitching so much it was getting annoying.

7 posted on 03/03/2004 2:32:07 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)

11 posted on 03/03/2004 2:34:57 PM PST by Indy Pendance

To: dead; Bacon Man; Hap; Allegra; humblegunner

Ping to Dead's story - y'all will LOVE it!

18 posted on 03/03/2004 3:02:27 PM PST by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I shall defend to the death your right to stick it)

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