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Or his dutiful henchmen, the czardines.

Good one. I wonder if he does have employees. I thought he was just a propaganda machine that wears a funny uniform like the Surgeon General. Can he order the DEA and FBI around?

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I thought he was just a propaganda machine that wears a funny uniform...

Yes, that would be best - a Potemkin village Czar - the most harmless kind!

Unfortunately, he doubtless has some skulking authority.