(from the archives) DFU SONG: Hey There Lonely Goat (gay marriage song)

DFU SONG PARODIES archives | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

(from 4 years ago when Californians voted overwhelmingly for Prop. 22)

http://judysholidays.freeservers.com/midis.htm

MIDI - HEY THERE LONELY GIRL

(musical intro)

Hey there lonely goat, lonely goat
Will you help defeat Prop. 22
Because lonely goat, lonely goat
If we win, someday I’ll marry you

Who’s to say what is perverse…right wing I curse
It’s none of their concern
Although I so enjoy your charms…in vacant barns
You have a lot to learn

Hey there lonely goat, lonely goat
Will you help defeat Prop. 22
Because lonely goat, lonely goat
If we win, someday I’ll marry you

I have enjoyed it one on one…but there’s more fun
Why don’t you ask me how
To do a threesome would be fine…indeed, bovine
Let’s find a cow from N.O.W.

Hey there lonely goat, lonely goat
Will you help defeat Prop. 22
Because lonely goat, lonely goat
If we win, someday I’ll marry you

Because lonely goat, lonely goat
If we win, someday I’ll marry you

[skinkinthegrass]

hehehe..strange, but funny.."I only have eyes, for EWE!" BUMP. :))

[doug from upland]

Ewwwwwww.....what a comment. :)

[King Black Robe]

Ewe make me feel like dancin'

[King Black Robe]

Only Ewe
Ewe make me feel brand new

[skinkinthegrass]

Ewe make me feel like dancin'...EWE make me feel brand new"

"why do birds fall down from the sky...they long to be, close to EWE.

[King Black Robe]

LOL...and them ain't raindrops falling on your head neither. LOL!

Where are all the other FReepers on this thread? I thought this was going to be great fun.

[King Black Robe]

Oops....wrong song. Oh well. How about this:

I've got Ewe babe

Or we could just write a brand new song. How about "My honey my deer" or something.

[RichInOC]

My love must be a kind of blind love...
I can't see anyone but ewe...

(doowopshoowop...doowopshoowop...)

Are the stars out tonight?
I can't tell if it's cloudy or bright...
I only have eyes...for ewe...dear...

The moon may be high
But I can't see a thing in the sky
I only have eyes...for ewe...

I can't tell if we're in a garden
Or on a crowded avenue...

Ewe are here and so am I
Maybe millions of people go by
But they all disappear from view
And I only have eyes...
For ewe....

[RichInOC]

Lovin' ewe is easy cause ewe're beautiful
Makin' love with ewe is all I wanna do
Lovin' ewe is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do is out of lovin' ewe
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do...
Ooooooooh.

No one else can make me feel
The colors that ewe bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime

Cause lovin' ewe has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with lovin' ewe
Lovin' ewe I see ewe's soul come shinin' through
And every time that we oooooh
I'm more in love with ewe
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do...
Ooooooooh.

[skinkinthegrass]

"EWE lookin' hot tonight...Just the way EWE are."

Where are all the other FReepers on this thread? I thought this was going to be great fun....It will be...after 6 pm.

[skinkinthegrass]

GOOD ONE!...forgot that one...that shrill voice. :))

Sound like $hrillary on the Senate floor :((

[King Black Robe]

"Mary had a little lamb..."

[skinkinthegrass]

"Mary had a little lamb..."

..."EWE are so beautiful (to me)....Do EWE wannta dance"... :)

[King Black Robe]

"Sometimes it feels like EWE and me against the world..."

[skinkinthegrass]

Sometimes it feels like EWE and me against the world..."

"Me, "EWE" and Dog name "BOO" rollin' and livin' off the land..."EWE" took the words right out of my mouth"...see "EWE" later, martial arts class...back after 9:45. :)

[King Black Robe]

"Me, "EWE" and Dog name "BOO"

That one wins the prize. ROTFL!

[doug from upland]

ME AND YOU AND A DOG NAMED BOO

[shhrubbery!]

doug, you've outdone yourself. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying onto my keyboard.

[skinkinthegrass]

Way down in Bowling Green, Prettest "EWEs", you've ever seen...EWE've lost that lovin' feelin' and finally, Hung on "EWE".