[brownsfan]

I'm waiting for them to find an SUV!
Here's how it goes: Mars was the birthplace of humanity.
We evolved there, built a society, including SUVs. Greenhouse effect, global warming, evaporated the water, got to a critical point of heat, and *whoosh* there goes the atmosphere. What's left is a cold, dead stone.
Good thing some of our ancestors got away and came to Earth before it all happened.

[CJ Wolf]

Maxine says "There was life on Mars, but Bush's American forces kidnapped it and took it to Africa."