To: Tooters
The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am." The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin... it's simply a mistake." I love you.
73 posted on
03/02/2004 5:43:04 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(Dangerously is the Sahara dust.)
To: Lazamataz
Good morning, Laz!
It's mutual!
74 posted on
03/02/2004 5:45:38 AM PST by
MaryFromMichigan
(stirring the pot, smiling wickedly)
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