[Benrand]

If the Boss doesn't do it, might I make a suggestion...

Helen Reddy.

I am woman, hear me roar

In numbers too big to ignore

And I know too much to go back an' pretend

'cause I've heard it all before

And I've been down there on the floor

No one's ever gonna keep me down again

CHORUS

Oh yes I am wise

But it's wisdom born of pain

Yes, I've paid the price

But look how much I gained

If I have to, I can do anything

I am strong (strong)

I am invincible (invincible)

I am woman

[speedy]

Now for a chorus of "You And Me Against The World." And somebody out there must have a photo of Mike Douglas doing "The Men In My Little Girl's Life."