[UnklGene]

For many modern sinners, however, the traditional 11th Commandment of "Thou shalt not get found out" will take some beating.

Come Judgement Day, we all get found out!

[gitmo]

"It's ridiculous," he said. "Churches are all trying to use gimmicks to attract more people when what we should be doing is presenting the message of the Bible, not rewriting it.

And Mr. Gibson presents a tiny glimpse into the last day of Jesus' life and the seats are sold out for weeks in advance.

[Servant of the 9]

No tackier than 'What Would Jesus Drive?' but not any less either.

So9

[My2Cents]

We all know the 11th Commandment is "Thou shalt not speak ill of thy fellow Republican."

[Old Sarge]

"Thou Shalt Not Speak Ill Of Another Republica..."

No, wait, that went out the airlock after 2000...

[MegaSilver]

The Methodist Church is launching a nationwide competition to find the 11th Commandment in an effort to attract more young people.

... and yet another Church abandons the docrines which have stood for over 2,000 years.

If this is for real, I'm sorry, but the Methodist Church is finished.

[Darheel]

Didn't they ask Jesus which of the ten commandments were the most important, and then didn't He ad one, hmmmm? The Golden Rule? So, really we're talking about the 12th commandment here aren't we.

[thackney]

As a member of UMC, I am amazed by the continued exchange of today fad's replacing Scripture's principles. The Confessing Movement gives me hope; but it seems to be a losing battle most days.

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