[macrahanish #1]

My wife wanted to get out of the rat race and become a teacher. She has an MBA, is a CPA, and has 15 years of experience. She supervises a staff of about 30 people.
To become a teacher, she would have had to go to college full-time for two years. She told them no thanks.
The school hired someone fresh out of college, who has absolutely no practical experience. However, he is a teacher DONCHA know.

[upchuck]

My wife wanted to get out of the rat race and become a teacher.

This receives my nomination for "Oxymoron of the Month." :)