[Doc Savage]

Really fat people like R have these folds of skin that crease, and in those creases develops a chessy fungus that molds and grows into an odiferous paste. Not even the hottest shower and a couples bottles of Tilex can kill that stuff. The smell emanating from those moldy folds that never see fresh air or sunlight are worse than runny French cheese on a Paris subway broken down on a 106 degree day.
I can only imagine what the "bride" must have to endure as she "grooms the pasture". Yyyeeeoooowwww!!!

[Porterville]

I think Rosie is a sexy beast... roar!!! I bet she smells like Limburger cheese.