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God must be hiding somewhere in the Google servers...

Howard took another call from a guy who was saying that Howard has become what he used to ''rile'' against. Howard told the guy that the word ''rile'' doesn't exist and it's ''rail.'' The guy said Howard has become Kelsey Grammer. Howard defended himself and went off on the guy for a minute before Howard hung up on the guy. Howard took a couple more phone calls and let some people ask some other questions. One guy said he watched some PBS special about how the Iraq war has come about so they spent a minute on that. Howard also brought up the French and how they've turned on us. Howard said we allow them to pretend that they're a world power and give their views but they're really just a ''third rate country.'' He said we've given them so much respect over the years and they don't even have the backbone to back us up. Howard and Robin argued about that a little bit. Howard said that China has emerged as a world power unlike France. Robin said that China isn't much better than Iraq though. Howard then used a comic book analogy to describe the world. He said you have Superman, Aquaman and The Flash sitting in the Justice League of America. He said suddenly Superman turns to the others and says they need King of All Blacks in the group. Howard said they let him in to make him feel good. Aquaman then wonders why he lets him in. 50 years later King of All Black is mouthing off telling them they're a bunch of asses and they're wrong about stuff they're doing. The super heroes don't know why he's giving them a hard time because he's got no powers. He's fat, not in shape and can't fight. Then Flash and Aquaman tell Superman what he's done. Howard said King is France in that analogy. Howard said that our country is a super power along with China and England. Howard went through the whole concept with everyone. Howard said just because a country has nuclear weapons, that doesn't make them a super power. He said France, Germany and India aren't super powers. Howard said Egypt isn't a power either and Rhode Island is more of a power. He said that Superman is the United States in that analogy he used. England would be Batman. He said they don't have any powers but they have the ability to use their brains. Howard said Iraq would be The Riddler and Superman could kick his ass. He also said that France is Carrot Top. Robin and Howard went over a couple of other things about the war and about World War II. They also argued about some superhero comic book characters. Robin said that Atom didn't belong in the Justice League of America. Howard said that's no true and he did belong on there. Howard and Robin argues about Wonder Woman and whether or not she belonged in that group. Howard said she did. Artie said she had a super power of ''a vagina.'' After doing that for a few minutes Howard took another break before getting to Robin's news.