Kerry's Outlandish Claims Demand a Response

Human Events ^ | 2-24-04 | Oliver North

[Indy Pendance]

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[Conspiracy Guy]

Somebody send this to Oliver North. Maybe he can sing it on War Stories.

"The Little Old Commie from Massachusetts"

Sung to Jan and Dean’s Little Old Lady from Pasadena


It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

The Little Old Commie form Massachusetts.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
He’s not worried bout his record cause he has two sets.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
He as slip’ry as grease up in DC town,
He will vote the bill up and then he’ll vote it back down.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.


It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
If you hear him speakin out don’t pay attention.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
In a minute or so he’ll just change direction.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
The man aint trusted in either House.
Cause he always talks out both sides of his mouth.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Musical Interlude:

Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
We need to send him home to his heiress wife.
Cause he’s got no business in public life.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go

Fade

Conspiracy Guy 2/24/04

[lonevoice]

many of us are going to wonder what the middle initial "F" in John F. Kerry stands for. Is it "Fiction"? Or is it simply "False"?

Ollie hits one out of the park! I hope we'll be hearing more, much more, from him throughout the election campaigns. BTW, I thought we already knew the "F" stands for F'in?

[waRNmother.armyboots]

Bump. Could not have said it better myself.

[cajun-jack]

how this maggot even got into the senate is a mystery to me, but then no, i guess not..if a drunk man can cowardly leave his girlfriend to drown and keep getting re-elected for life, says a whole lot about the electorate in general of "taxachussetts"

[MEG33]

John Fiction Kerry..I like it.Go get him Ollie!

This nation cannot afford to allow Kerry near the Oval Office.

[counterpunch]

[bondjamesbond]

...(M)any of us are going to wonder what the middle initial "F" in John F. Kerry stands for. Is it "Fiction"? Or is it simply "False"?

We know what the "F" in John F'n Kerry stands for...

[MEG33]

Good one.I like the carrier picture,with the President, that says this ship would not exist if Kerry had his way..

[MEG33]

John Fiction Kerry

[Joe Boucher]

The measure of a leader is whether his men would follow him into battle. I'd go anywhere with Ollie in the lead, while I wouldn't follow kerry to the john even if I had to go.

[Ruth A.]

Thank you!

Kerry says, "I know something about carriers," alluding to his service in Vietnam. Since I don't know of any aircraft carriers that were deployed to the Mekong Delta, which one was he aboard? How many months did he serve in Vietnam? Where? What carrier? Did he come home early? Was it because of the severity of his wounds or something else? What does the military record say?

[Laserman]

Cute.

I think we here are FR need to work on a serious song that tell s the truth about the good things President Bush has done over the last 3.5 years. His strength through troubled times, his leadership in defending our country and pursuing our enemies, his strength in rebuilding our economy on a firm economic foundation, his embracing of ALL Americans in the opportunity of this country, and his willingness to set a new tone on Washington all speak to a truly honorable, strong and honest man who should be admired.

[atomicpossum]

[alloysteel]

What does John Kerry know about carriers? He never served on one, he was not a flight officer, the closest he ever got to one was perhaps an orientation class which was held to familiarize the young officers with the various missions of the US Navy. Or maybe he saw one pulling into harbor, if he ever got around any of the harbors where one might dock. His experience in the Navy was just not very extensive. Some XO's aide-de-camp, and a short stint on a river patrol boat. How does that qualify ANYBODY for military strategic planning? He was a little higher level gofer than the typical company clerk, until he spent a little time as robo-warrior, gunning down whole villages and burning the structures to the ground. At the request of some of the higher levels of the Navy chain of command, John Kerry was hustled out of Viet Nam before he became another embarrassment like Lt. William Calley.

Maybe that is the story that has NOT been told. Not all officers that have worn the uniform have, in truth, served as honorably as their official biographies would imply. Kerry has spent a lot of time making assertions that the GIs in Viet Nam were rather worse than the Japanese that had ravaged the country some 25 years earlier. Perhaps he may speak with authority, since he himself had committed several of the atrocities of which he accuses other US troops?

Trying to get a consistent story from John Kerry is like nailing Jell-O to the wall.

[Tacis]

How did Kerry evade more than a summer vaction's service in Nam? Who helped him exploit the loophole? Where are the documents and who signed them? Why wasn't Hanoi John accused of treason? Who was his rabbi through all his corner cutting in the navy? Was Kennedy covering for him then? Why? Did he actually graduate from Yale?

We need a complete CV on Kerry and then a cross check to confirm the facts he claims are true and to expose those things he has ommitted. He probably isn't as good as Willie at covering his past. Willie had the desperate cunning of sleazy crook who had to hide things if he wanted to get ahead. He and his helpers were ruthless and effective.

Kerry has the arrogance of most Back Bay multimillionaires who's only necessity for fabrication was to get out of a particular party on the Vineyard. Hanoi John's paper trail will be faked but should be musv easier to uncover because they will have put great faith in Kennedy bluster as in, "How dare you question...!"

[Steven W.]

That's Hanoi John Fiction Kerry

[Betaille]

I love that poster... lets put it up all over the country