To: Behind Liberal Lines
Ah get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance,
learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts
Don't steal, don't lift
Twenty years of schoolin'
And they put you on the day shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle
Don't wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Don't wanna be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don't work
'Cause the vandals took the handles
6 posted on
02/24/2004 10:49:03 PM PST by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Mr. Mojo
Ping!
8 posted on
02/24/2004 10:52:12 PM PST by
NRA2BFree
(By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work 12 hours a day)
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