[fuzzthatwuz]

"Teresa Heinz Kerry: 'I'm an African American'"

Can hardly wait for her equally phoney husband to declare that he is an Hispanic of Jewish lineage who converted to Catholicism, but is now considering Islam as a life force. That should pretty much cover it, right John?

[maggief]

You forgot gay. ; )

[keysguy]

YOu forgot mexican

[hershey]

Kerry pretended to be Irish for years, to get the Boston/MA Irish vote.