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tanker from new york to houston

Where in NY did the tanker come from? NYC? Or somewhere up the Hudson????

Wait - my husband just caught the breaking news. Case of the tanker has been solved. (Warning - humor break - please dont' be offended.)

In a statement just released at the local oasis, Terrorist spokeman Ethanol Bin Drinkin has claimed responsibility for the tanker explosion on behalf of the group Jihad Daniels. The group is believed to have Al Qaeda and Ba Cardi connections. Bin Drinkin claims it was a work related accident, otherwise known as an operational hiccup, as they were continuing New Years Celebrations. He further explained "They just got tanked tonight."

OK anyone want me to thwap my hubby good for this?