[the Real fifi]

Here is the best---the FrontPage Magazine article--http://frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=12187

[Sun]

Wouldn't you know it, I thought Heinz just made ketchup, pickles and relish & I never even thought of vinegar, so I accidentally picked up Heinz vinegar and didn't realize it til I got home.

Since the vinegar might be made in a foreign country at one of Heinz 57 factories overseas, I don't want to eat it & maybe get sick & it's too much trouble to bring it back to the store.

So to make a short story long, in case this happens to you vinegar is reeeally good for uncloggin sink drains and toilets, so that's what you can do if you buy Heinz vinegar by mistake.