[hole_n_one]

Have you ever read the book, Rusty Bedsprings, by I. P. Knightly ?

[BenLurkin]

"Mad Dash to the Outhouse" by Willy Makit

[Lijahsbubbe]

Have you ever read the book, Rusty Bedsprings, by I. P. Knightly ?

Under the Park Bench, by Seymour Butts.

[LibertarianInExile]

No, but I have read a book on a similar topic from an Asian expert, The Yellow River, by I.P. Freely.

And in the same Asian vein, read the classic Brownout On The Great Wall, by Hu Flung Doo.