[Mudboy Slim]

"Already Gone!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")

Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day...
And Rush said, "RATS're gonna put Slick on the shelf!!
But let me tell you...MUD's got some news for you...
And you'll soon find out Right's True...
'Cuz Slick's gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!

'Cuz Slick's already bombed...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs...woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!

This Prez'dent fer whom RATS voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!"
But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!!
Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE...
You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right (WE're Right!!)

And Left's already done...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!

Willie know it was YOU FOOLS who gave Slick Power...
Clinton knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!!
So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains...
And YOU never even knew YOU have the key!!

But me, I'm already gone!!
And I'm feelin' strong!!
Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song...
'Cuz Slick's Already Bombed!!

Yes, RATS're already gone...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...
'Cuz RATS're already done!!

Yes, Slick's already buggered...
Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!!
All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!

BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Just A Viet Vet"
Just a Gigolo by Lou Bega (circa 1931)
Parody by LonePalm

I'm just a Viet Vet, you aint’ seen nothing yet,
Lib’rals love the stuff I’m spewin'.
Eating French cuisine, beatin’ Howard Dean,
Ooohh what he’s sayin'.

Come election day, when voters fade away,
Why won’t they vote for me?
When the end comes I bet, I was just a Viet Vet,
Bush goes on despite me.

Chorus:
I ain't got no money, somebody pays for me,
No money, somebody pays for me.
I'm so tall and homely, tall and homely, tall and homely
Won't some rich mama come and take a chance with me?
Cause I can be had.

I 'm just a Viet Vet, and getting more in debt,
Wifey loves the part I'm playin'.
Combing my dyed locks, using my Botox (my Botox),
Ooohh what they're sayin'.

Come election day
(Come election day),
voters fade away,
Why won’t they vote for me?
When the end comes I bet, I was just a Viet Vet (just a Viet Vet),
Bush goes on to spite me
(what you say'in').

CHORUS

Come election day, when voters fade away,
Why won’t they vote for me?
When the end comes I bet, I was just a Viet Vet,
Bush goes on despite me. (what?)
(Bush goes on to spite me)

CHORUS

Good work, LonePalm...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Already Gone!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")

Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day...
And Rush said, "RATS're gonna put Slick on the shelf!!
But let me tell you...MUD's got some news for you...
And you'll soon find out Right's True...
'Cuz Slick's gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!

'Cuz Slick's already bombed...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs...woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!

This Prez'dent fer whom RATS voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!"
But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!!
Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE...
You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right (WE're Right!!)

And Left's already done...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!

Willie know it was YOU FOOLS who gave Slick Power...
Clinton knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!!
So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains...
And YOU never even knew YOU have the key!!

But me, I'm already gone!!
And I'm feelin' strong!!
Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song...
'Cuz Slick's Already Bombed!!

Yes, RATS're already gone...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...
'Cuz RATS're already done!!

Yes, Slick's already buggered...
Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!!
All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!

BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD