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"I've always wondered if all the Demons' "bimbo eruptions" were actually planned events...to take our eyes off their real sex lives."

It certainly worked out well fer Slick Willie, as his approval ratings amongst the RATS rose with every piccadillo that was unearthed.

"Certain it is that I've never met a male lefty who wasn't a fag."

There are a good number of girley-men who like the DemonRAT Party 'cuz there are so few real men in it. Clinton's a perfect example of a pasty-faced white boy who never got any chicks who became a Lib'ral dude and is seen as a sexpot within his little pond.

FReegards...MUD

"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!"
(To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")

Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows...
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!

Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family...
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"
Ol' MUD kept writin' his words, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...

(FReeperGal CHORUS)
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!

The Road Was a Struggle, took him eight years to the top...
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...

"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Dubyuh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night...
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...

"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.

290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim