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"Mudboy Slim!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Candyman")

Come on, you mind-numbed Lib'rals...with yer heads all hangin' down...
Open up yer minds now...'cuz Ol' Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Come on, Union Workers...Ditch Dem Chi-Com HO's!!
Medyuh's LIED forever...Big Guv'ment wastes yer money, folks!!

Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!!
Sings his songs and he fights Left's spin!!
Petty Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
Justice Band FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!

I come up from Richmond where I learned to talk Left's jive.
When I get done with Willie, Slick'll be DE-LEGITIMIZED!!
Howdy there, Willie BentOne...it seems yer doin swell!!
Once I git me some airtime, I'll sing you straight to Hell!!

Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!!
Sings his songs, and he fights to win!!
Punk McAwful won't have no friends once...
Mudboy Slim FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!

Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh
Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh!!
Come y'all Lib'ral wenches, if you have got the spine...
Join US up in DeeCee, folks...we'll lay it on the line!!
Hand MUD his ol' blues harp...pass Lewinskys roun'!!
Want you to tell everybody you FReep that Mudboy Slim's in town!!

Look out, Lib'rals...RAT Party's DEAD!!
Sing yer songs but RAT Demons're REDS!!
Effete Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
FReeper bands hold Power, my FRiends!!

FReegards...MUD

311 posted on 12/03/2002 5:22:30 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Lotsa Pain!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Box of Rain")

Look out yer palace window...Soddom baby, Right's a comin'...any day!!
Hussein, yer life is wanin'...yer world's collapsin' and bombs're fallin' from the clear blue sky!!
What else you want US to do?!
We'll Slaughter You, You Tyrant Fool!!
This is all a dream Dubyuh dreamed...one harvest moon years ago!!
Crawl out yer palace doorway...Resign Today...Kneel and Pray...
Else you'll DIE in War!!
Maybe you'll die directly...
Or in some Prison where Dwight's been waiting to meet you!!
What do you 'spect US to do...To wait fer you to Kill Again?!!
Boy, please don't be surprised...When You DIE, You Evil Fool!!

Look into Dubyuh's eyes...
RESIGN, you Fool, or you'll be DEAD soon...Right's Gonna RAGE!!

I know it's been sang before...Soddom's been shamed...we'll bomb his homes!!
What did World 'spect US to do...just wait fer fools to launch their nukes?!!
FReedom's OUR Dream, you see...Effete Poltroons Shall Be Dethroned!!

Sodom's a wicked Tyrant... Torturing those who dare to dream...he's an Evil Man!!
Sodom, yer Power'll be Broken...
Yer mind is twisted...yer wars have murdered yer countries' kids!!
What did you expect US to do?!
Just wait fer you to launch yer nukes?!!
Punk, LotsaPain is headin' yer way...and DEATH shall find you SOON!!

Expect Lotsa Pain...Evil Slaughtered!!
Believe it, Right shall FReep ya...if it don't, We'll FReep Limbaugh!!
Bloody Powers, where's yer shame?!!
Clinton's got no power...and Dubyuh don't play no games!!

Sodom'll Feel a Lotta Pain...and he'll know Death's Icy Stare!!
Believe it, we bring FReedom...RATS, ignore US if you dare!!
RATS shall FEAR our Righteous Reign...'cuz Slick Shall be Dwight's late-night mare!!
Such a long, hard Road to Justice, but Right shall fight 'til we're there!!

FReegards...MUD

312 posted on 12/03/2002 6:21:48 PM EST by Mudboy Slim