[Mudboy Slim]

"SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand!!")

About the time MUD's daddy left to fight fer VietNam...
I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl...
Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal...
Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's seen!!

So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up...
Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!!
MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand...
Limbaugh said McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!

Chorus:(All together)
SlickWillie's RightHand...Bill Clinton's MainMan...
Mudboy sang McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!

My very first pistol was a cap and ball colt
Shoots as fast as lightin' but it loads a mighty slow
Loads a mighty slow and soon i found out
It can get you into trouble but it can't get you out

So then i went and bought myself a colt 45
Called a peacemaker but i never knew why
Never knew why, i didn't understand
'Cause Mama said the pistol is the devil's right hand

The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand...
Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan...
Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's VirileStag!!"

(Mini-jam)

Well, MUD joined JimRob's in a company town
Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...FReepers, hunt the dawgs down!!
Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall...
Terry punched at Mudboy never had a chance to draw

PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head...
Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said.
"PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..."
Voters polled the Lib'rals, but the devil's right hand
The devil's right hand,the devils's right hand
Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"

Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!

Work in progress...MUD


231 posted on 11/26/2002 3:20:20 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Vitenam Vets Denounce Hanoi John F'in Kerry!!"

"Vietnam Veterans Denounce 'Hanoi John' About 200 U.S. Army veterans and Vietnamese escapees demonstrated Saturday outside John Kerry's campaign headquarters in New York City to protest his betrayal of them. "Waving American and South Vietnamese flags and singing the U.S. national anthem, they held up signs saying 'Hanoi John,' and 'Kerry Betrayed Vietnam Vets'," Reuters reported. Jerry Kiley, a veteran and one of the protest organizers, said, "We won't sit by and let the American people think that we are going to stand by somebody who stabbed us in the back."

Damn straight...MUD