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"The Liberal Lie"
(To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")

A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember
How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile,
And he knew if he had his chance,
That he could make those suckers dance,
And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile.
But Whitewater's a nasty river,
Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver.
With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep,
Dem Chinese funds Bill'd collect.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied,
But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.
So, Bye-bye to the DemonRAT's Lie,
Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry.
Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"

Are you one of "The Ignorant"?!
And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so?
And do you believe Gore didn't know?
Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco?
Well, I know that you're in love with Slick,
But his Administration makes me sick!!
Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!!
Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck,
Lookin' for redemption and some whores who suck,
But he knew he was outta luck the day his intern LIED!
I started singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter,
But Left's "One-World" was Vile!"
And DemLeftWingFools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy."
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"

Now for ten years, we've dealt with his sleaze,
While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese,
But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"!
Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen,
With a strength derived from livin' FRee,
In a voice crying out for Liberty!
And while RAT'sKing was feelin' down, good FReepers run him outta town.
The Left Wing was concerned, Left's Icon had been spurned.
And while Hell'ry read her book on Marx,
Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park,
Still we smoked ceegars on a lark, the day the Networks lied!
Mudboy's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie,
Drove the needy to addiction while they smoked to get high!"
And them UnionThugs were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
This will be the day that Slick fries!!!"

Senate hearings in a Summer swelter,
John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter,
He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast.
LeftistWhore'd can kiss my ass! While DemonRATS cry, "Just give Bill a pass",
Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from some "Lass"!
Next, the LeftWing arrogance resumed,
While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune.
The Left got up to dance! Oh, but Right never gave'em a chance!
'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field,
John Ashcroft's staff refused to yield!
Do you recall how FReedom feels? Today Fascism died!
We kept on singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies,
Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!"
Network Media twits, they just continued to lie,
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
This will be the day that we die!"

Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face,
Spoiled generation lost in space,
With no time left to start again!
So, come on! Bush, be nimble, Dick, be quick!
DemonRATS, ya gotta dump this prick,
'Cuz next election's only just around the bend.
For as I watched Bill up on that stage,
My hands were clenched in fists of rage,
Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell!
And as Mankind flew high and to the Right,
To fight the libertarian fight,
I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!
Ol' Ronnie's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!"
And BillzaBubba's drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day I RESIGN! Gosh, I sure wish I'd have just RESIGNED!!"

It seems the Media's a bit confused,
So I urge you, ignore the Network News,
That's why their marks are down to stay.
As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore!
But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth will win the day!"
And in the streets, the children gleemed,
The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed...
'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken.
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost,
They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died.
And they were singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!"
And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye,
Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know that Slick SPIED!"

Don was singin'...
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry."
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies!
This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"

FReep On, Good Patriots, FReep On!!

MUD

1 Posted on 08/23/1999 00:08:52 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Truckin'!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Truckin'")

Truckin'...Help the Righteous Win!!
Keep Truckin'...like that Limbaugh man...
Together - more or less in line
Right keeps Truckin' ah-ah-ah-ah-On...

Angelwood, JeffHead, and JimRob they FReepOut on Main Street
Chicago, New York, DeeCee, it's all parta the same FReep!!
Atypical Patriots involved in a typical day-FReep...
Git Ol' Slick and see what tomorrow brings!!

Dallas - got a soft machine
Houston - too close to New Orleans
New York - got the ways and means
but just won't let you be

Most of the RATS you meet on the street speak of True Love
Most of the time, they're sittin' and whinin' at home!!
One of these days, RATS know they gotta get goin'...
Dethrone Left's Whore, come join our FReeps, or Git Stoned!!

Truckin' - like that Limbaugh man
Once told me you got to play your hand
RINOs - the Power ain't worth a dime...
If you don't lay 'em down!!

Sometimes, the Truth's soo simple to see...
Other times, RATS assault the FRee!!
Lately it occurs to me
What a long strange trip it's been!!

What in the world ever became of Slick Will?
Slick lost his office, and now he isn't the same!!
Living with RATS, the HildaBeast and Cocaine...
All the World could say is "Ain't it a shame?!!"

Dubyuh -- help take Soddom Down...
Been thinkin' - we gotta whup Left's HO's!!
Takes time - you pick a place to go...
And just keep Truckin' on!!

Sitting and staring at the burnin' Twin Towers...
Gotta fight...or they're gonna strike Our Country again!!
I'd like to get some FReepin' 'fore we rumble...
'Cuz we are the GoodGuys, ya know the coppers are OUR FRiends!!

Rushbo...Come and Help US FReeP!!
Bake Sale...just like Dan's again!!
ROCK now!! We shall defeat Left's spin!!
Left just won't let you be-ee-ee-ee...

You're sick of hanging around and you'd like to travel...
Come and help us, join US in DeeCeeTown!!
You know they can't revoke our votes, Left's trying...
DETHRONE DemRATS' Whore...FReep out and dance to Right's sound!!

Sometimes the light's all shining on me
Other times I can barely see
Lately it occurs to me
what a long strange trip it's been

Truckin - I'm goin home
Whoa-oh baby, back where I belong
Back home - sit down and patch my bones
and get back Truckin on

Almost done...MUD