I think the greatest FReep of all would be for us to show up with animals and insist on being married.
If you really want to do that it's $82 and you have to make appointments now.
I was saying this last week to my parents: for the duration of this same-sex marriage debacle, teams of conservative "couples" that are blood relatives should be standing in line waiting for marriage licences. Pairs of brothers, pairs of sisters, grandfathers and grandsons, aunts and nieces. They should all have the same last name, if possible. If they are refused a marriage license they should point to the sign outside, in the hands of the Abraham Lincoln statue, that proclaims "We should all have the freedom to marry!" and threaten to sue.
Then ACTUALLY sue, whatever the outcome. Sue if you're denied a marriage license, claiming "equal protection". Sue after your (unconsummated) marriage is invalidated by the state. Sue if the marriage stands, for tempting you into such an unwholesome situation in the first place.