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Man (Burglar) Sentenced for Defecating on Floor
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Posted on 02/21/2004 10:34:49 PM PST by Happy2BMe
Feb 20, 2:25 PM (ET)
SAGINAW, Mich. (AP) - A judge made sure the punishment fit the crime when he sentenced a man to clean 100 toilets at the Saginaw County Jail.
Jonathan F. Naessens, 23, pleaded guilty to stealing a firearm from a Richland Township home, but investigators also found human feces in the basement near the window where the burglar entered the house.
Authorities say Naessens defecated on the floor. In addition to the toilet scrubbing, Circuit Judge Fred L. Borchard on Wednesday sentenced the Richland Township man to two years' probation and to pay $389 in restitution to clean the property.
"The sentence is excellent," Sheriff Charles L. Brown told The Saginaw News. "What's more disgusting than someone coming into your home and doing this?"
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: defecation; sickpuppy; society
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To: Happy2BMe
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posted on
02/22/2004 8:20:03 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(It's in the bag)
To: Happy2BMe
Maybe they all look like this loo...
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posted on
02/22/2004 8:22:59 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Gay marriage is for suckers...)
To: Happy2BMe
;This judge has his head on right - very rare these days.
Nothing personal but this judge is a loon......
A man breaks into a home, steals stuff, and gets probation ?!
I've nothing against the toilet scrubbing but it should be done from inside the local jail. And he can do one a day, his own personal crapper, for the next 1000 days.
Otherwise this judge is just a softy with a sense of humor.
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posted on
02/22/2004 8:30:01 AM PST
by
festus
To: ErnBatavia
You win the thread prize for $hi!!iest toilet award.
That's gotta be an Afghani toilet. Maybe Iraqi?
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posted on
02/22/2004 8:31:17 AM PST
by
Happy2BMe
(U.S.A. - - United We Stand - - Divided We Fall - - Support Our Troops - - Vote BUSH)
To: festus
I wasn't the clearest there. The dude should be incarcerated for a few years and have to clean his own commode......
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posted on
02/22/2004 8:31:39 AM PST
by
festus
To: festus
Manually.
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posted on
02/22/2004 8:34:06 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(It's in the bag)
To: leadpenny
"Smells like someone crept into the crypt, crapped, and crept back out again." Well! - How CRUDE!
This thread prides itself in impeccible integrity and sanitation standards - the "creepy" "crappy" thing is one of the official mottos of the 2004 DNC slur 'em if you got 'em campaign mantras - with free air time on CNN, ABC, CBS, and NBC.
Man - what is this world coming to?
:~)
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posted on
02/22/2004 8:35:46 AM PST
by
Happy2BMe
(U.S.A. - - United We Stand - - Divided We Fall - - Support Our Troops - - Vote BUSH)
To: Happy2BMe
That's gotta be an Afghani toilet. Maybe Iraqi?
Hopefully, it's the one Saddam gets to use for his daily perch.
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posted on
02/22/2004 8:38:03 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Gay marriage is for suckers...)
To: ErnBatavia
In the days immediately following his capture, it was reported Saddam spent several hours a day "cleaning" his toilet, sink, and cell.
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posted on
02/22/2004 8:44:04 AM PST
by
Happy2BMe
(U.S.A. - - United We Stand - - Divided We Fall - - Support Our Troops - - Vote BUSH)
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