Judge orders man who sells urine immediately to prison

WIS TV ^ | 20 February 2004 | Brett Witt

[aomagrat]

(Greenville SC-AP) Feb. 20, 2004 - A man who has spent years selling urine on the Internet was sent to prison Friday.

Kenneth Curtis will spend six months behind bars for his December 2001 conviction for selling urine. Curtis had been out on $30,000 bond as he appealed the state Supreme Court's decision last month to uphold his conviction. It was the same court that ruled a law banning urine sales was legal.

Curtis has said he sold the kits because he thinks workplace drug testing is a violation of individual privacy rights. The state's highest court said the public importance of creating safety in the workplace outweighs any intrusion on privacy caused by drug testing.

[aomagrat]

Does urine spoil?

[Revolting cat!]

Let's see how he likes the prison diet of peas!

[OXENinFLA]

I'm sure we'll all sleep better tonight knowing this vial criminal is behind bars.{/sarcasm

[Revolting cat!]

This is not an official news agency report. Was there a leak?

[linear]

"Does urine spoil?"

And if it did, how would you know?

[mewzilla]

So it's legal to sell the Whizzinator but not the whizz?

[speedy]

I knew you would come through on this one, Cat. You must be flushed with pride.

[SAMWolf]

Curtis has said he sold the kits because he thinks workplace drug testing is a violation of individual privacy rights.

Sounds like a piss poor excuse.

[FreedomCalls]

If you can go to prison for selling urine, then there are a lot of stores that are in violation of the law. It's just that they are labelling it as "beer" as a lot of people with no taste can't seem to tell the difference. I won't say which brand.

[speedy]

As the French say, "Wee wee, monsieur."

[Cboldt]

ROFL on the contents of this thread. You "guys" are really funny! "Does urine spoil?" Heheheheh. I love FR.

[aomagrat]

There's a reason they use horses in their commercials.

[speedy]

Does Carling Black Label qualify?

[international american]

"Kenneth Curtis "



Festus Haagen??

Maaaaaaathew!

[SAMWolf]

Looks like his appeal didn't hold water.

[international american]

Do they still make that brew?

[mewzilla]

Martian Urine Sample
- 1/2 oz Blue Curacao or Parfait Amour
- 2 oz Vodka
- 2 splash(es) Sprite
- Fill glass(es) Lemonade


Directions/Comments: Mix together over ice. Drink should look green and taste great on a hot day.

[aomagrat]

Sounds like a piss poor excuse.

Now he doesn't have a pot to piss in.

[Revolting cat!]

The news is trickling out. Is this what they call 'yellow journalism'?

[speedy]

I sure hope not. Maybe it went the way of Blatz or Schmidt's.