[Quix]

Now that does have a certain attractiveness--providing we 'housed' him that way WITH a recently died big sow pig and maybe a few diseased pigs due to die in a few days. And perhaps the only clothing allowed would be pig leather with heads and feet still attached.

With a web cam, of course.

[Maelstrom]

I still prefer covering him in sow spoor from a sow in heat and setting a wild boar or two as his roommates.

He should be chained into a "receptive" position.