A Few of FR's Finest...Every Day...02-21,22-04...Week in Review

To: Mama_Bear; Calpernia; Aquamarine; GailA; LadyX

21 posted on 02/21/2004 9:54:59 AM PST by FreeTheHostages

To: LadyX; Mama_Bear

All your pretty photos are almost as pretty as Rainbow Bridge--the perfect place to run and play. Between committee meetings.

Weinie

22 posted on 02/21/2004 10:07:12 AM PST by lonestar (Don't mess with Texans)

Our Dear, Dear Weinie,

Miss you, and appreciate all the time you take to send us Previews of Things to Come from Up There.

You no doubt have met many of my Gone Before animals there...love and miss them still, too, and can hardly wait to have them line up to greet me by the Bridge One Phine Day...

We here at The Finest love you - and your Earth Mother.

{{{{{ lonestar }}}}}

23 posted on 02/21/2004 10:35:12 AM PST by LadyX (((( To God give praise and honor !! ))))

To: ST.LOUIE1; Aquamarine; Billie; dansangel; dutchess; Mama_Bear; FreeTheHostages; .45MAN; Aeronaut; ..

My wife and I just bought tickets to The Passion of The Christ.
Wednesday night at 7:30..the 7pm show was sold out.
I think we all need to flood the theatres on opening night
to send hollyweird a message.
We refuse to watch you immoral crap anylonger.

Oh BTW, I will be reading Zell Millers speech to my Church Congregation tommorrow at 10 AM.

24 posted on 02/21/2004 10:40:25 AM PST by The Mayor (No service for Christ goes unnoticed by Him.)

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who once said:

"I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been

stolen and replaced by exact duplicates."

Here are a few more of his gems -- some you may have seen.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

Half the people you know are below average.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts

feel so good.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink

Everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

25 posted on 02/21/2004 10:41:17 AM PST by Calpernia (http://members.cox.net/classicweb/Heroes/heroes.htm)

I love the spring. The smell of the plants is great. But it is still very cold here. But already lots of sun.

26 posted on 02/21/2004 10:54:54 AM PST by knighthawk (Live today, there is no time to lose, because when tomorrow comes it's all just yesterday's blues)

LOL! Loved every one.

27 posted on 02/21/2004 11:05:23 AM PST by lonestar (Don't mess with Texans)

To: lonestar; dutchess; All

28 posted on 02/21/2004 12:05:15 PM PST by Aquamarine

To: Aquamarine; lonestar; All

Here is a picture of Spotty, the English Springer Spaniel,
with Mrs.Bush and Barney, the Scottish Terrier:

Imagine Weinie was on hand to welcome her!

29 posted on 02/21/2004 12:45:17 PM PST by LadyX (((( To God give praise and honor !! ))))

*** The LadyX is smiling because of The List ***

30 posted on 02/21/2004 12:46:20 PM PST by LadyX (((( To God give praise and honor !! ))))

To: LadyX; Mama_Bear; Billie; Aquamarine; dansangel; Calpernia; The Mayor; Aeronaut; lonestar; jwfiv; ..

Sad news about Spot. Prayers for our president.

31 posted on 02/21/2004 1:06:21 PM PST by dutchess

Oh, this is sad news. But they have their adorable little bundle of energy, Barney, and the knowledge that they gave Spot about the best life a dog could ever ask for.

It's never easy losing a beloved pet, but I think having another to focus your attention upon makes it a bit easier, at least that has been my experience. They should get another Scotty. I just love those dogs!

32 posted on 02/21/2004 1:24:47 PM PST by Mama_Bear (Lori)

To: Aeronaut; Aquamarine; dutchess; LadyX; MeekOneGOP; The Mayor; nicmarlo; lonestar; Texagirl4W; ...

Good afternoon, all. Just stopping by to say hello. Got lots of projects in the works this weekend.

Have a good one!

33 posted on 02/21/2004 1:29:20 PM PST by Mama_Bear (Lori)

~~scotty~~.....make that 'Scottie' Dog. :-)

See you later.

34 posted on 02/21/2004 1:34:19 PM PST by Mama_Bear (Lori)

Hi Lori. Grill is ready to go! Can't wait!

35 posted on 02/21/2004 1:44:55 PM PST by dutchess

LOL. I think I can actually smell it. ;-)

Enjoy, Sis.

36 posted on 02/21/2004 1:58:03 PM PST by Mama_Bear (Lori)

Hi Cal. Thanks for the smiles. Those are good.

Nice to see you here today. :-)

37 posted on 02/21/2004 2:00:23 PM PST by Mama_Bear (Lori)

LOL.....those are hilarious!

38 posted on 02/21/2004 4:08:06 PM PST by The Thin Man

To: dutchess; LadyX; Mama_Bear; Billie; Aquamarine; dansangel; Calpernia; The Mayor; Aeronaut; ...

Millie was first in line to greet Spot.

You can rest assured Spot was met by all the Freepets at Rainbow Bridge.

Spot said she had a long talk with Barney before she left and he promised he to take care of Laura and Dubya.

Spot can't believe everybody up here didn't fly around on Air Force One and helicopters. Millie didn't know any better, either.

I'm going to play "second fiddle" to Millie until Spot learns her way around. That doesn't exactly come easy for me.

Weinie

39 posted on 02/21/2004 4:25:35 PM PST by lonestar (Don't mess with Texans)

Thanks for the ping LadyX
hope you have a wonderful weekend

40 posted on 02/21/2004 4:26:29 PM PST by firewalk

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