A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
So talk to my buddy Ted
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a liberal course.
Talk to my ol' pal Ted
People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But good ol'Ted will talk for me cause i have nothing to say
. A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this.
Go ask my buddy Ted