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Caption John Effin' Kerry Rocking Out on the Guitar!
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| 2.19.2004
Posted on 02/20/2004 4:24:48 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
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To: NYC GOP Chick
John Kerry, doing a medley of Moby's hit.
To: NYC GOP Chick
It looks like Gomer Effin' Pyle pluckin' the git-box outside Floyd's Barber Shop.....
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posted on
02/20/2004 4:45:43 PM PST
by
Viking2002
(I think; therefore, I Freep............)
To: NYC GOP Chick
"I'm Singin', On a Jet Plane..."
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To: Triple Word Score
Don't fret, John.
John Kerry - "Oh yeah! Yeah, I'm a back door man!!"
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posted on
02/20/2004 4:47:38 PM PST
by
Dan from Michigan
("You know it don't come easy, the road of the gypsy" - Iron Eagle)
To: Flyer; Eaker; dix; Allegra; RikaStrom; Xenalyte; bobbyd; stevie_d_64; pax_et_bonum
"How many times can they fill me with lies and I listen.. again.
Twisting the truth and they're playing around with my head.. OK."
Weasel. Probably plays bass with a pick, too.
I'd vote Ozzy over Kerry.
To: humblegunner
bumpling for a good laugh.
To: Aeronaut
"Excuse Me, while I eat this fly!"
To: Joe 6-pack
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
LIVE!!!
THE LOSERS!!!!!!
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posted on
02/20/2004 4:51:10 PM PST
by
Luis Gonzalez
(Unless the world is made safe for Democracy, Democracy won't be safe in the world.)
To: Dan from Michigan
"John Kerry - "Oh yeah! Yeah, I'm a back door man!!""
ROFL!!! excellent... :)
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posted on
02/20/2004 4:51:30 PM PST
by
proud American in Canada
(Take back the First Amendment! Call today! U.S. Capitol Switchboard (202) 224-3121)
To: John Lenin
Is that a used condom between his legs...directly below the guitar?
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posted on
02/20/2004 4:51:35 PM PST
by
mass55th
To: NYC GOP Chick
"ands that's (
strum), how (
strum), a Hermy baby was born".
(
apologies to Fred Gwynn)
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posted on
02/20/2004 4:52:17 PM PST
by
mr.pink
To: NYC GOP Chick
From Best of the WEB: This photo suggests Kerry at least has enough rhythm (or thinks he does) to play the guitar. Which is reminiscent of an old Steve Martin routine, described by Nick Kenndy in a 2000 Usenet posting:
Martin says, "What Nixon really needed was a banjo." Then he illustrated Nixon and a press conference holding his banjo. A reporter shouts out, "What about Watergate?" and "Nixon" looks taken aback for a moment. Then another voice hollers, "Play Foggy Mountain Breakdown," and he grins broadly and breaks into FMB while the crowd cheers wildly.
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posted on
02/20/2004 4:52:27 PM PST
by
Eva
To: Triple Word Score
Nader's running!..... LOL.
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posted on
02/20/2004 4:53:28 PM PST
by
concerned about politics
( Liberals are still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy)
To: baseballmom
The election my friend is Blowin the wind, my chances are blowin in the wind.
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posted on
02/20/2004 4:53:31 PM PST
by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: NYC GOP Chick
Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away
I know a man, Ralph Nader
He came from my home town
He wore his passion for his woman
Like a thorny crown
He said John
I live in fear
My love for you's so overpowering
I'm afraid that I will disappear
Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
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posted on
02/20/2004 4:53:55 PM PST
by
John Lenin
(Just because there is no draft does not mean there are no draft dodgers)
To: NYC GOP Chick
"They're creepy and they kookie
And all together spooky.."
To: Viking2002; All
"It looks like Gomer Effin' Pyle pluckin' the git-box outside Floyd's Barber Shop.."
Okay... somebody help me... who were the guys on Mayberry, the bottle/jug band?
a picture would be great... yeee haaawwww!
Actually, that might go well with Howard Dean's scream... a little video/audio compilation might be in order!..
although then the news media will pick it up and run with it, then say, IT'S A FAKE! :)
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posted on
02/20/2004 4:54:14 PM PST
by
proud American in Canada
(Take back the First Amendment! Call today! U.S. Capitol Switchboard (202) 224-3121)
To: proud American in Canada
Have you ever seen the televised
Vietnam medal hurling prize
Investigation dance? Those ants in pants glances.
Well,look behind the eyes.
It's a hallowed hollow anesthetized "save my own *ss, spend her dowries"
smoke and mirror lock down.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto primaries,
Count your poll points
The Papers wouldn't lie!
I sigh, A dead heat, till Nader....
It's been a bad day.
Please don't take a picture.
It's been a bad day.
Please.
(Apologies to R.E.M., who probably were bashing a different politician after all...)
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