[Fraulein]

you live in the country's most progressive open-minded convoluted messed-up liberal bubble, for both good and ill.

Morford is living in a convoluted messed up bubble alright. His brain.

His cutesy naive saccharine false blah blah blah is nauseating. This guy always tries WAY too hard to keep convincing himself and everyone else just how great he has it. But the real truth about Mr. MORFORD is quite obvious: Obssessive-compulsive disorder, severe perversion, paranoia, narcissism, immaturity, delusions of granduer, borderline psychosis, dissociative flights of fancy; and every article appears as yet another predictable reenactment of some form of trauma repetition.

Look past the conflated and overused string of adverbs; look past the latent perverse symbolism, look past the frequent glib self-questioning ("What, too fluffy?"); look past all of the run on sentences and comma splices...and one will soon discover that he is trying desperately to compenate for something that is not there. His technique has become tired and predictably the same. He may think that he is creative and liberated, but clearly his mind is enslaved within the trap of some very specific psychological obsessions, which just get repeated from one article to another, over and over again, like a constant loop. YAWN.

In fact, when he is writing he becomes so very self-entertained and amused with himself that in the end any argument or content will have been abandoned and sacrificed for the sake of his merely attempting to find ways to construct sentences around certain words and phrases that he happens to like. Obssessional. And probably also a mama's boy.

MORFORD GET SOME MEDICATION AND A BETTER EDITOR

[Gritty]

look past all of the run on sentences and comma splices...and one will soon discover that (Morford) is trying desperately to compensate for something that is not there

Right.

That "something" is God. He's busy running from his conscience, and deep down inside, he knows it!

He can run, but he can't hide.