Kerry rumors gall Peoria grandma

PJ Star ^ | 2/17/04 | Phil Luciano

[sarasota]

Oh that's right, Grandmother. You were there, weren't you?
C'mon now.

[ambrose]

She said her granddaughter never mentioned Kerry in a romantic way.

Well there you have it... she never told grandma that she was sleeping with a married man, so I guess that means it didn't happen.

Nothing to see here. Move on.

[anniegetyourgun]

Careful, she'll beat you with her crocheted potholders.

[sarasota]

LOL!

[mewzilla]

Maybe they should ask Kerry why he didn't put them all out of their misery five minutes after the story broke on Drudge by issuing a fierce, firm, concrete denial.

After all, how long does it take to recall that you've NEVER cheated on your wife?

[Howlin]

Maybe they should ask Kerry why he didn't put them all out of their misery five minutes after the story broke on Drudge by issuing a fierce, firm, concrete denial. After all, how long does it take to recall that you've NEVER cheated on your wife?

Exactly.

[TheBigB]

I'm not satisfied. She needs to find receipts and documents showing that she NEVER had an affair with him. If there's any pictures of her NOT having an affair with him, that would help. And if there are any dental records showing that her TEETH never had an affair with him, well, then, maybe I'll start to believe it didn't happen.

[mewzilla]

If it never happened, why didn't Ketchup Boy come out with all guns blazing, mad as Hades, right after the story broke?

FWIW, I think he didn't have a clue then about which wench they were talking about, and he needed to wait to get his story straight. Not the actions of an innocent man.

[FlipWilson]

To me, this just raises more questions. This is a very serious charge and as such, needs to be explored.

[lilylangtree]

Right Grandma (sarc), that's why Polier's parents said Kerry was after their daughter and that he was a sleazeball.

[js1138]

Well Drudge was right. There are lots of investigations going on. He better be really clean.

[mewzilla]

And if there's nothing to this story, why did the Beeb feel the need to doctor this article on Kerry? Scroll down to post #50 and #51 to see what I'm talking about, then click on the link. There's been a deletion...

[Xenalyte]

I never told my grandmother that I was living with Xena's Guy, so I guess we really didn't shack up.

[bert]

Grand ma's exact words were. "She's a good girl. I don't think she had it in her.... to do that kind of thing."

[Revolting cat!]

What granny, don't you want to have an English verb derived from your last name like the Lewinsky family had?

[Revolting cat!]

Grand ma's exact words were. "She's a good girl. I don't think she had it in her....

Correction. She actually said: "I don't think he had it in her!"

[Shermy]

Gramma needs to learn to keep her mouth shut for the sake of her kin.

Here's the latest from Africa...post it as a thread if you like.

http://www.eastandard.net/headlines/news18020407.htm
Kerry’s alleged lover leaves fiance home

[mewzilla]

And then said they'd vote for Kerry. Check out the link in my #13 in case you missed it. The part about the parents being Republicans was edited out, too BTW.

[swilhelm73]

Well, he certainly cheated on his first mark, err, wife, so maybe he just needed to check his rolodex to make sure before he made his denial?