I don't know why you found it unintelligible. That analogy did not originate with the poster - in fact, someone used it on Hannity's radio show a day or so ago.
"I certainly did not blow my top, and was only trying to help a lost soul find his way."
The individual make a humorous comment, you didn't get it, he stated that 'it went over your head,' and you got extremely defensive. Yes, you did blow your top, and pretending to be trying to 'help a lost soul find his way' is pretty lame. Everyone sees through that.
If you are a Christian, you are giving a poor witness at this point.