Viking KittiePAC Puts a Bounty on Trolls at FR

self | 2/14/2004 | self

[StarCMC]

LOL! Great graphic Linda!!!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

But I never got to make my closing point. I was just getting warmed up. I can smell an anarchist a mile away. PEE-U.

[lilylangtree]

You're good! Salute!

[squarebarb]

good going! I had fun with the German one.

[Lady Jag]

[weegee]

Do you pay the bounty on German trolls in marcs?

[weegee]

I just have to cross link this thread which has brought us so many ZOTs this week. The Der Spiegel saw fit to trash Free Republic for FReeping a freepin' push poll.

That 60% favored President Bush was a sure sign that something was up.

There have been several threads about the Der Spiegel's slam of FR but this is the longest and funniest:

You need tons click "co-ordinating" (Free Republic - The conservative click Guerilla)

If you keep your eyes peeled, we still have some active German trolls (hint hint: Posts by bringUSdown)

[weegee]

I save such keywords on non-ZOT-threads only for cases where particularly interesting ZOT posts exist.

If there is sufficient troll activity, I will list it with mobytrolls, or germantrolls keywords.

We could always keyword them to trollFRtrustfund or vkpac or some other fun words.

The German trolls weren't so funny as the article that brought them to FR.

[boxerblues]

freepers are sooo openminded was a reincarnation of fraud

[jriemer]

Do you pay the bounty on German trolls in marcs?

Could you send me the date of the ZOT! and the thread it occured? I'm only caught up to 3/8 in my tally.

[jriemer]

I just have to cross link this thread which has brought us so many ZOTs this week. The Der Spiegel saw fit to trash Free Republic for FReeping a freepin' push poll.

FYI - Most ZOT! threads are linked by KEYWORD: ZOT and VKPAC.

[jriemer]

Ladies and Gentleman, VKPac proudly annouces that since Free Republic declared a beginning to major combat operations on 16 FEB 04, we have achieved a critical milestone in our journey. We have reached $10.00 exactly for the first time ever on 3/11/2004.

At this time we would like to take a momement of silence to remember those who had their lives taken from them by terrorism that same day in Madrid.

VKPAc has also accomplished the following objectives:

- 89 Trolls vanquished from FR.
- VKPac membership is up to 15 pledging members from its "Founding Four"
- The Troll Bounty is now $0.15 up from the original $0.01.

If you are interested in joining VKPac or know someone who might be interested in joining the ZOT! list, please let me know.

Jriemer
High Priest / Founder The Cult of the Viking Kitties
Chairman / Founder, VKPac

Wanted: Preferably Dead $0.15

Troll List
March 9, 2004
Zokk
g_f_axelsen
geigerf
Major Folly
Gfmpf
nate_in_austin

March 11, 2004
cannothave2masters
VitaMan D
Cornelius Jay McGuyver

[squarebarb]

Moment of silence observed and sympathy e-mail sent to Spanish Embassy.

Three trolls yesterday, good going. There was almost one a moment ago but it took a direct hit within three replies.

[sweetliberty]

You missed one from yesterday...."true archer." Joined 3/11; banned 3/11.

[LayoutGuru2]

[jriemer]

You missed one from yesterday...."true archer." Joined 3/11; banned 3/11.

So many Trolls, so little time...

Thanks for keeping me accountable. +$0.15 for the Kittie!

[King Prout]

found it, sahib.

meek - boobmark this NOW!

[King Prout]

*oh, dear lord*

[King Prout]

you will need to add:

icydanger - joined 11/09/03, nuked to a crisp 3/13/04.
I cannot claim confirmed kill credit on this one, for though I did ping the Almighty Mods - Crazieman, MEG33, Brad's Gramma, Arasina, Carolinamom, no less an eminence than Travis Mcgee himself, Spruce, and others all had AMPLE opportunity and motive to whackatroll to the Mods. I believe Spruce may have best claim, as Spruce definitely posted a commie-scum alert to the Mods.
(but I certainly had great fun flambeing this cretin, with great anger and furious vengeance, and a serendipitous post#)

siberice - apparently an alternate nik for icydanger, joined ??/??/??, nuked and utterly erased 3/13/04.
I believe our beloved Arasina can claim kill creds on that one.

whitenproud1231 - rode the lightning on 03/14/04.
I had nothing to do with whitenproud's demise, but I wish I had had...