Trollicus Dimwitticus
Distribution area: Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Siberia, Pacific Northwest, PETA, ACT UP, Rainbow, Trolls for Dean/Wes Clark/Kerry, various psuedo-intellectual internet cafes, France, Germany, Moby Concerts, various colleges, and various other climates conducive to troll breeding. Stupid, primitive, distrustful, and unbelievably ugly creatures. They have noses like cucumbers, and a tail. They are horribly strong and fast, and they stink. They often keep boxes full of stolen money and jewels, with which they play for hours, running their fingers through them.
Size: over 1 meter tall.
Hair: black and filthy.