[aculeus]

For what it's worth:

WONKETTE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT WONKETTE! #
Sources tell us that She Who Must Not Be Named has recently told friends that there is nothing to the BIGGEST DRUDGE WORLD EXCLUSIVE OF THIS WEEK! She's returning to the States before the end of the month; maybe this whole KerrySex thing will all have blown over by then. (We're bored, aren't you?)

We're especially relieved to pass this on, since it means we will no longer be haunted by the bizarre "Harold and Maude"-type mental images the rumor conjured. And we never really believed anyone would have sex with Kerry anyway.

Now let's get back to talking about those National Guard pay stubs and General Turnipseed!

Source: http://www.wonkette.com/

[mabelkitty]

Move along, folks. Nothing to see here.

[Julliardsux]

Well, my source that works in a senior position for a KEY senior democrat senator says that this senator believes it - and believes he is currently hooking up w/ a female senate finance committee staffer. We are trying to track down list of potential names of finance staffers that meet this description. I hope that comes through. Read this thread to get the details. I buried what I heard within this thread so as not to start a new thread and attract too much attention so as to protect the source. I will start a new thread on it perhaps Wed or Thurs to give it time.

I have tried to notify drudge repeatedly w/ no response, and if I hear nothing by then I will be frustrated and required to make it more prominant.