[Chris Talk]

I understand that Ketchup Woman's father was a German doctor, her mother was a Portuguese aristocrat with a double-barreled last name ["Simoes-Ferreira"]; her first husband was Heinz; her present husband is Kerry.

Furthermore, this "Kerry" never saw Ireland; it is a name assumed in America by a Viennese Jew, the Senator's grandfather, who later committed suicide somewhat sloppily in Boston back c1924.

[mosel-saar-ruwer]

I understand that Ketchup Woman's father was a German doctor, her mother was a Portuguese aristocrat with a double-barreled last name ["Simoes-Ferreira"]; her first husband was Heinz; her present husband is Kerry.

Furthermore, this "Kerry" never saw Ireland; it is a name assumed in America by a Viennese Jew, the Senator's grandfather, who later committed suicide somewhat sloppily in Boston back c1924.

Any time you see someone with seven [count 'em, seven: Maria Teresa Thierstein Simoes-Ferreira Heinz Kerry] names, you know you've got a problem on your hands.

In Thomas's American Thinker article, he questions what a doctor named Thierstadt was doing in Mozambique, but he seems to have gotten the name wrong [I don't get any Google hits on Thierstadt Heinz Kerry, but lots of hits on Thierstein Heinz Kerry]. I think he was wondering whether Thierstadt was a Nazi on the run, but since he seems to have gotten the name wrong, I don't know whether that theory will hold any water [and, quite frankly, Thierstein looks more like the name of someone who would be on the run from the Nazis].

The moral of the story, though: WHAT THE HELL WAS JOHN HEINZ THINKING WHEN HE GAVE THIS CHICK THE KEYS TO A SAFE FILLED WITH $2BILLION???

Memo to all you Republican boys with silver spoons in your mouths: You MUST vet your fiancées more carefully than this.

[PJ-Comix]

Furthermore, this "Kerry" never saw Ireland;

Not unless there is a County Kohan (pronounced "Kohn") in Ireland.