JOHN KERRY MATH PROBLEM

DFU | 2-13-04 | DFU

[doug from upland]

Today's John Kerry math problem.

Q. How many times does 60 go into 65?
A. It doesn't.

Q. How many times does 60 go into 20?
A. As many times as possible until Teresa catches him and maims him.

[thoughtomator]

We've got so much good material on Kerry, no need to hit him on being a pervert.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey pal, what'll it be?" The horse orders some whiskey.

Then John Kerry walks into the bar. The bartender says to him, "Hey pal, why the long face?"

[Southflanknorthpawsis]

Darling couple, huh? I can imagine they are planning a romantic Valentine's Day together at this very moment.

[doug from upland]

Very good.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Heeheeheehee...

[dc-zoo]

Teresa was nowhere to be found around the Kerry bandwagon today. Wonder why?

[Monti Cello]

I feel bad for her....she will be the first Hillary Clinton of the 21st century.

[icwhatudo]

Some info to follow up on Kerry's girl:

"The woman's host, Hannah Schwartzman said: "I don't understand all this, but they're no longer here."

and a look at the FEC page has:

FEC:
SCHWARTZMAN, DAVID
BEVERLY HILLS, CA 90211
PATRIOT HOMES INC/PRESIDENT

KERRY, JOHN F
VIA JOHN KERRY FOR PRESIDENT INC.
06/28/2003 1000.00 23991404767

Could be nothing-who knows.

[dc-zoo]

He may be the one that needs sympathy if the story turns out to be true. Getting ready to check out the Aaron Brown replay.

[supercat]

Even if all the allegations about Kerry, interns, etc. are true, so what? Let the other Democrats attack him with it; there's no need for the Republicans to dirty their hands.