1. I am a Gigolo. Thou shalt not have any other Gigolo before ye.
2. Thou shalt not use my name without first donating large sums of money to my Presidential campaign fund.
3. Thou shalt emulate my greatness in all you say and do. But remember, under penalty of death, there is only room for one JFK in this universe.
4. Remember my birthday, and always keep it. My gift registries are at Tiffany's, Sach's 5th Avenue and Bloomingdale's, New York.
5. Honor my Vietnam War service and my medals. But ignore my anti-war activites and my affiliation with one Hanoi Jane.
6. Thou shalt kill all Republicans and unborn babies. Thou shalt not kill murderers, rapists and child molesters.
7. Thou shalt commit adultry and when you get tired of your wife and children, disavow your marriage and seek annulment to erase any record of its existence.Then become a kept man by marrying a rich widow
8. Thou shalt not steal from me, but I can steal from you.
9. Thou shalt bear false witness against all Republicans, no matter what.
10. Thou may covet my wife, but not my house, my servant or any other damn thing I own. In fact, what's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine.
So be it!!