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Posted on 02/13/2004 3:14:28 PM PST by Mean Daddy
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To: rllngrk33
GUN ISSUES: DemocRAT, Republican, and Texans
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
DemocRAT's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this send to society and my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click...
(sounds of reloading).
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click...
Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
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posted on
02/13/2004 4:50:59 PM PST
by
giznort
To: ASA Vet
Do you own a Freedom Arms?
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posted on
02/13/2004 4:53:50 PM PST
by
Shooter 2.5
(Don't punch holes in the lifeboat)
To: Eaker
Them Texas kids just ain't right....
Youngergunner has no patience with stationary targets.
To: Mean Daddy; All
I'm not sure...does, "Blow the F _ _ _ _ r away!" mean I'm a Republican or Texan...or ....both???
It would be nice to be an honorary Texan!
NordP
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posted on
02/13/2004 5:04:55 PM PST
by
NordP
(While our nation is at war w/ worldwide terrorism, the democrat party is at war w/ the President.)
To: Eaker
No resemblance.
To: humblegunner
No resemblance.Yep ......... He has a pod.
I now have one too.
Thanks bro'!!
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posted on
02/13/2004 5:10:36 PM PST
by
Eaker
(Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. - Lazarus Long)
To: frossca
Either that or a post-Brady clip.
To: NordP
It would be nice to be an honorary Texan!Send the H.A.T. Chapter Houston Area Texans a contribution and we will see what we can do.
;<)
Take care and stay safe NordP!!!
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posted on
02/13/2004 5:15:51 PM PST
by
Eaker
(Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. - Lazarus Long)
To: frossca
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Where did I put my bow?
Tennessee Native and GOP member.
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posted on
02/13/2004 5:27:07 PM PST
by
Volunteer
(Just so you know, I am ashamed the Dixie Chicks make records in Nashville.)
To: Mean Daddy
I really do hate to be such a spoil sport but you left out the best part of the story:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!... click click click...
Daughter: Look, Pa! I think he just moved!
Pa: Are you sure?
Son: Best to be sure, Pa. Don't take any chances!
Pa, ( looks at wife and says, ) "Darlin? Hand me the other clip."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!... click click click...
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posted on
02/13/2004 5:43:16 PM PST
by
El Gran Salseron
(It translates as the Great, Big Dancer, nothing more. :-))
To: ASA Vet
Now, now. The .50 AE has a rebated rim, and the picture you posted is not of the .50 AE. Looks like .480 Ruger, .475 Linebaugh, or .454 Casull.
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posted on
02/13/2004 5:43:19 PM PST
by
Renfield
To: Mean Daddy
Texan. Definately Texan.
I'd rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6.
I'd have a better chance on the 12.
Oh, some of us Texans carry 6-shot revolvers, some of us carry mult-shot semi-automatics.
It's up to the criminals to guess if the sweet little old lady they want to rob and defile is packing a .45, a .38, and so on.
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posted on
02/13/2004 5:49:17 PM PST
by
LibKill
(My sigil: Two crossed, dead, Frenchmen emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen.)
To: humblegunner
I printed this out a while ago and hung it on the refrigerator. I get a good laugh everytime I open it.
To: ASA Vet
5 shot .50 AE With one of those ultra-magnum guns, and proper shot placement, the conversation would be as follows:
BOOM!
Nothing follows except the inevitable paperwork and lawyer-isms.
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posted on
02/13/2004 5:53:55 PM PST
by
LibKill
(My sigil: Two crossed, dead, Frenchmen emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen.)
To: nsidetrk
Proud to be a Texas Republican. ditto!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
02/13/2004 5:58:00 PM PST
by
lonestar
(Don't mess with Texans)
To: Mean Daddy
Report gun abuse: Not cleaning after the last "click" is not to be tolerated!
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posted on
02/13/2004 6:09:01 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(If God didn't want a criminal hanging from every tree, He wouldn't have created so much rope.)
To: humblegunner
Excuse me? Why didn't the daughter or son shoot him? lol
To: Eaker
Eaker - I just want to know one thing: Could your children possibly look any more like you? Did your wife contribute ANY DNA to those two? lol
To: 76834
"Until I can afford it I guess I will have to make by with my old S&W Model 19 .357"
No finer made than the wife's Mod. 19. Well, maybe after my beat up old (1943 Remington Rand) 1911A1 .45 ACP which is the greatest close up battle weapon ever, bar none.
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posted on
02/13/2004 6:51:08 PM PST
by
Ursus arctos horribilis
("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
To: Mean Daddy
OK, we've got the classic oxymoron here. What's wrong with this premise: "expert shot" plus "democrat?"
Yes!!! You win 1000 points!!! That is not possible in this quantum universe. Even Schrodenger's cat understands that.
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posted on
02/13/2004 6:58:13 PM PST
by
Phsstpok
(often wrong, but never in doubt)
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