The 21-year-old Yale senior - who was busted with her twin, Jenna, for underage drinking in Texas in 2001
Reminded me of a post I had previously seen by a prescient Freeper: (sorry, don't know how to link)
To: MeeknMing
Associated Press News of the Future:
June, 2006 In a stunning ceremony marked with pomp and fanfare, Jenna Bush, daughter of the American President, was married today to Prince William of Windsor, becoming the first American who will become a member of the royal family. Princess Jenna, who was best-known for her bouts of underage drinking.....
July, 2009Prince William and Princess Jenna announce today the birth of the first twins in the history of the British royal family. Born late yesterday evening, the twins, a boy and a girl, will be named Prince Philip George in honor of the grandfathers, and Princess Elizabeth Barbara in honor of the grandmothers. The twins are healthy, despite Princess Jenna's early history of drinking...
November, 2017 Jenna, Princess of Wales, was named today as this years's Nobel Peace Prize winner, for her work in organizing African relief efforts which brought stability to Central Africa. Princess Jenna, who was cited for underage drinking...
June, 2031 King William and Queen Jenna, parents of the heir to the throne and beloved by all of Britain, celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary today in a joyous celebration culminated by fireworks over the Thames. Queen Jenna, once cited for underage drinking....
7 posted on 11/25/2002 7:04:20 AM EST by Miss Marple