[TexasCajun]

I take it this is Alex Polier, 24, on the National Inquirer front page w/ Ketchup Boy! Mrs Ketchup said she'd kill him if she caught him cheating.

[Verginius Rufus]

I guess the fact that Kerry is still alive shows that he is innocent of infidelity, since Mrs. Ketchup would have killed him if he had had any affairs. End of story.