[Hillary Ridem Clinton]

Does the government have the right to alert and/or protect the populace from tampered with and/or tainted foodstuffs?

You bet your sweet bippy it does.

And to control guns, and to control alcohol and tobacco, and to make sure people don't do anything government doesn't approve of.

I always use that "it's for the children" line, but you republicans and your "compassionate conservatism" sound like you've got the same angle covered.

And the social programs!

I could just kiss every one of you.

Keep up the good work.

Your pal,

Hil

[nopardons]

Please tell us all, what led to the PURE FOOD AND DRUG ACTS of 1913.

I never mentioned the word " children".

And you are NOT my " pal ".