[Treeless Branch]

Having lived in both the North and South, this picture proves Treeless' one immutable law: people from the North, especially Mass., are so much uglier than Southerners.

[Iwo Jima]

I showed the "intern" picture to a friend of mine who is an Aggie who got a Harvard MBA. I said that I thought that all of the women were plain to ugly. He said that by Boston standards these women were knockouts and that of course compared to Texas women they were dogs.