[CharlesThe Hammer]

I had a bull session several years ago with a buddy of mine about hogs and Muslim terrorists. After a few beers we had the genius to envision farmers in Kansas and Iowa breeding huge numbers of big, aggressive boars. They'd likely inspire intense fear amongst the faithful, particularly during mating season. Because of their intelligence, such pigs could be used to sniff out explosives and to viciously attack enemy operatives. With advanced breeding techniques and genetic engineering, perhaps we could launch "wave like" assaults by thousands of gigantic, mean boarhogs. How about an airborne assault on a particularly pesky porcine objective? After each battle our deceased porky patrollers could be buried with the enemy dead. That would give new meaning to "when pigs fly."

[archy]

After a few beers we had the genius to envision farmers in Kansas and Iowa breeding huge numbers of big, aggressive boars. They'd likely inspire intense fear amongst the faithful, particularly during mating season.

I can think of two hog farmers in particular quite likely to assist with the program you envision, should you care to pursue it. As the selective breeding program for such *assault pigs* ensues, some registered names for particularly promising lines [Sparky, beard of the prophet, or Petunia, mother of Mohammed come to mind....] might be used as well.

And, come to think of it, there's another Hawg I don't think the muslum cultists would care to make the aquaintance of....

[Siamese Princess]

I had a bull session several years ago with a buddy of mine about hogs and Muslim terrorists. After a few beers we had the genius to envision farmers in Kansas and Iowa breeding huge numbers of big, aggressive boars. They'd likely inspire intense fear amongst the faithful, particularly during mating season. Because of their intelligence, such pigs could be used to sniff out explosives and to viciously attack enemy operatives. With advanced breeding techniques and genetic engineering, perhaps we could launch "wave like" assaults by thousands of gigantic, mean boarhogs. How about an airborne assault on a particularly pesky porcine objective? After each battle our deceased porky patrollers could be buried with the enemy dead. That would give new meaning to "when pigs fly."

They remind me of the wargs in The Two Towers.