[Darksheare]

I know, that's the funny part of it.
While Jews detest pigs, they at least can become ceremonially cleansed of it from what I understand.

Makes for an interesting proposition though.
Merely state that there is pig tallow on board, maybe a sign that says it's under a random seat or some such, and see what the Islamists do.
(In arabic)
"Pig Tallow under a random seat for your safety. Have a nice day"

[Salman]

While Jews detest pigs, they at least can become ceremonially cleansed of it from what I understand.

Jewish law prohibits eating pig. There's no big deal horror of pigs in Judaism as in Islam.

A Jew can even own a pig, just as a Jew can own a dog, cat, horse, or camel, even though it is not permitted to eat them.