Swine: Secret Weapon Against Islamic Terror?

Arutz Sheva ^ | Feb 13, 2004

[Rams82]

A suggestion that has been made repeatedly since the start of the Oslo War is about to be adopted by Israel’s police force. According to a report by Maariv, the plan calls for the insertion of bags of pig fat in public buses and other central locations in the hope that it will deter Islamic terrorist suicide bombers aiming for martyrdom from detonating themselves there.

The suggestion is based on the fact that Islam regards the pig as an unclean animal and Muslim law bars any Moslem who touches a pig before dying access to heaven. One of the basic motives for Islamic suicide terrorists is the assurance that as a ‘shahid’ or martyr, their place in paradise is guaranteed as they die in ‘holy martyrdom’ for the sake of Islam.

Although the idea has been vocally suggested for years, and was practiced in various forms by the British before 1948, the Maariv report says that the police just recently “thought of the idea,” but wanted to obtain rabbinic assurance that the plan would not upset observant Jews.

Rabbi Eliezer Moshe Fisher, of the Jerusalem Rabbinical Court, issued his official ruling on Wednesday saying, “there is no halachic (Jewish legal) ban on using bags of lard in buses and other places” when saving lives is concerned. The Jewish legal permit says that bags of lard may be placed in any place that might be a target for suicide bombings, such as schools, shopping malls, railway stations, and any other crowded area.

The rabbi also said that if the police do not use pig fat in buses, tens of thousands of Torah-observant Jews would arm themselves with spray guns filled with liquid lard, which they would then spray on terrorists as the need arises.

Deputy Defense Minister MK Yaakov Edri (Likud) came out in support of the new idea. “If bags of pig lard will prevent zealous Muslim terrorists from carrying out attacks, I’m all for it”, he said.

According to the Moskovski Komsomol newspaper, Russian security have been burying Chechen terrorists wrapped in pig's skin ever since the siege on a Russian theater last year. Reportedly, the actions have become a deterrent amongst Chechen Muslims but have done nothing to deter nationalist terrorism.

Residents of Gush Katif have tried the formula in the past, inserting pig fat in the body of terrorists that have attacked their homes. Residents told Arutz-7 that a "right-wing kibbutz-nik" had supplied them with the swine tissues. Arab MKs responded to a report of such actions with outrage. Abdel Malek Dahamshe said, "The ethical inferiority and lowliness that the settlers have reached is intolerable. This is an act of first-degree desecration of God's name." MK Tzvi Hendel responded, "If these primitive murderers stuff their brains with nonsense about Paradise and who-knows-how-many virgins waiting only for them, then they certainly believe in the other nonsense that being buried with pigskin blocks their way to Paradise."

[observer5]

What if the Muslim himself is a pig?

[Loc123]

Jesus doesn't care about rituals; He does care about what you do.

[Chris Talk]

This could well be a boon to US exports of lard to the Middle East.

Lard consumption, long depressed by cholesterol worries, has already been buoyed up by the illegal-Mexican immigration, for Lard figures prominently in many Mexican dishes.

In every war America has ever fought, her pigs have stood ever ready to do their part in the war effort. General Pershing's spirit is about to march; he knew how to get rid of Muzlotrash.

[Chris Talk]

Pink Floyd was well ahead of its time:

"Everyone knows... a dog needs a Home...

A shelter... from PIGS ON THE WING!

[Darksheare]

LOL!

[Chris Talk]

Rumor has it that a brand new airbase in Saudi Arabia near Israel, costing over $1 billion, was rendered inoperative and has been deserted ever since, because as it was about to open, a planeload of live 300 pound porkers was dropped all over it from a height of 500 feet or so.

The pigs were said to have splatted very effectively, and there was no hope to get all their blood and hair, etc. out of everything.

Dead loss of over $1 billion to Saudi muzzie terrorists.

[Destructor]

"Insteead of a flame thrower how about a pig grease thrower ?"

Great idea! A pig grease thrower followed by a flame thrower! Send 'em to meet Allah smellin' like bacon right out of the skillet!! LOL!!!

[aculeus]

They should also announce -- and then do it -- that the identified remains of the suicide bombers will be fed to swine.

Sorry to be blunt but the head of the bomber is usually found intact.

Hey, Mohammed, try to explain to Allah how your eyeballs and chromosomes ended up inside the pig.

[LibKill]

Bags of lard are somewhat fragile.

Cans of SPAM(tm) are damn near indestructable and could ride the bus for decades.

Also, I've said it before and I'll say it again, the bodies of dead islamist terrorists should be ground up and fed to pigs. This should be taped, including the final sequence where the pigs expel the 'end product' from their rear ends.

Then the tape should be broadcast to all nations with arabic soundtrack explaining how the terrorist went to hell as pig-poo.

The superstitious dread of swine would work well against islamists.

[Salman]

What do you think of the pig tallow under seat warning sign, written in arabic of course. Think that might deter some would be homicide bombers?

The only real deterrent is killing their masters. Anything else is at best a way of slowing them down a bit.

[Doc On The Bay]

If these Suicidal Morons believe that "Pig Parts" prevent them from "Entering Paradise,"--then They & Their Supportive Families should be SUFFOCATED in "Pig" FOREVERMORE!!

ALL "Explosives" transferred to the "Middle East" should be "Saturated in" "Pig Parts!"

The "Corpses" of these Psychotic Suicide-Murderers should be Soaked in "Pig,"--& Their Families should be Permanently & Utterly Contaminated with "Pig!"

Somehow, This sounds too simple!!

But it would be SUCH FUN!!

Doc

[He Rides A White Horse]

The ultimate anti-terrorist weapon: A KC-135 modified to carry and spray tons of liquified pig fat over an area of several square miles.

Followed by intensive carpet bombing, of course.

[randog]

Insteead of a flame thrower how about a pig grease thrower ?

How about a flaming pig-grease thrower?

[He Rides A White Horse]

Abdel Malek Dahamshe said, "The ethical inferiority and lowliness that the settlers have reached is intolerable. This is an act of first-degree desecration of God's Allah's name."

[El Gato]

Why not also feed the remains of the Islamikazis to the hogs? Hogs gotta eat too you know, and it would bring a whole new meaning to "slopping the hogs".

[NYC GOP Chick]

You da best! :D

[Ancesthntr]

Followed by intensive carpet bombing, of course.

Well, yes, of course. I didn't mention it for the same reason that we don't mention that the sky is blue, grass is green, etc.

[valkyrieanne]

Let it be known that their Islamonazi remains *will* be interred in pig fat and skin.